扯得让人受不了…歌词如下：
With hurricanes and terrorists,
It’s been hard to just get by.
Here’s hopin’ the year 2-0-6,
Turns out better than 2-0-5!
Well, Kim Jong is throwin’ fits,
And the shuttle’s on the fritz,
There’s an intifada brewin’ in the Gaza Strip.
Oh, the deficit’s a risin’,
Half a’ Europ hates my guts,
And industrial America is goin’ bankrupt!
There is a great sense of urgency!
We’ve got to squash the insurgency!
My approval rating’s in a dive!
I hope it’s not another year like 2-0-5!
Oh, a leak investigation’s
Got my White House in a snarl,
There’s a special prosecutor
After my friend Karl.
And our energy dependency
Has put me in a bind.
Ah, don’t worry about Alaska
It’ll be just fine!
My appointee was a big flop.
The housing market is ’bout to pop!
"With record profits at the pump,"
"I drive an SUV and take it in the rump!"
"All of our jobs, gone overseas!"
"Each week I make one dollar seventy-three!"
From Katrina, FEMA, GITMO, too!
The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu!
‘Cuz every problem in the world,
Lands right here on my desk!
I tried to get to Crawford,
Even there couldn’t get no rest.
From pirates in Somalia,
To that nut job in Iran!
It’s hard to rule the free world,
But I’m doin’ the best I can!
With same sex marriage,
Stem cells,
Scooter Libby,
Tom DeLay!
Here’s hopin’ the year 2-0-6,
Brings a few more brighter days!
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